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Watch Video: Salman Khan & Shah Rukh Khan at Mumbai Airport after returning from Dubai

George Bush Calls Up Barack Obama

Bush: Hey mate! How’re ya doin?
Obama: Oh very well sir. How are you?
Bush: Oh I’m just chillin..so hows life Mr. President? *laughs*
Obama: Oh very well sir, I’m on the path of change.
Bush: Yeah whatever. So you saw that Khan flick?
Obama: Oh yes sir. This new Osama tape is a classic!
Bush: No no I’m talking about this movie, what is it called Khan my name or something?
Obama: Is it a film on Islam?
Bush: No not really. It’s about..well an awful lot of things.
Obama: I’m gonna have to see it. Sick of these Osama videos I have to watch.
Bush: Yeah! I heard they blocked YouTube on your network.
Obama: It’s killing me sir. So what’s with this movie?
Bush: Well it’s pretty nice. This guy wants to meet the US prez and shit.
Obama: I heard Bollywood is all about hanky panky stuff.
Bush: They have some nice looking women there.
Obama: Oh no sir I’ve stopped looking at women after the you-know-what incident.
Bush: Yeah watch out! You don’t wanna do a Clinton here.
Obama: *laughs*
Bush: You know they really messed up my duplicate in this Khan flick.
Obama: Sir you want me to ban it?
Bush: No no it’s fine. In fact your duplicate is more awful than mine.
Obama: Oh well I don’t mind sir. Who watches these flicks anyway?
Bush: Yeah I heard they got good publicity back in India.
Obama: May be. Sir I gotta get back to memorizing my speeches.
Bush: Cool. I gotta get back to…well who should I call now?
Obama: *hangs up*

Facebook calls up Orkut, again!

	Hey there buddy!
	Namaste, Namaskaram, Vanacumm…uhhh Mmmm…
	OK! OK! I get it!
	Ah! Just lost in translation!
	Yeah whatever! So how are things going dude?
	Pretty cool! Hey you know we got some cool themes!
	Those make you look like a cheap hooker dude. Really!
	What do you know about good looks?! Huh!
	Actually I just had a cosmetic surgery.
	You look like shit now!
	No. I’ve become more accessible and easy to use!
	Crap! I still get stuck while navigating…
	That’s mainly due to IQ problems.
	What? What is that?
	Forget it. So how are the apps coming along?
	Really cool! We have better apps than you do!
	Is that so? I’ve heard you got some miserable apps there.
	Where? Ah! Well they do get a bit buggy at times…
	You got problems mate! So hows India getting along?
	Too hot…too damn hot here man!
	Grab a drink mate. I gotta get back to work now!
	Yeah….I should also get back to work. Oh wait…
	Damn! Hey dude…you still there? My server just crashed…again…we could chat for a while…my Indiangineers are trying to work it out……dude?

funny text chat

8 Invisible Buddy Detectors – Detect Who is Invisible in Buddies List

If you are annoyed by your yahoo buddies who play hide and seek sometimes then here are few Yahoo Invisible scanners and detectors which will enable you to scan which of your buddy is pretending to be invisible but is actually online.

Use any of the websites below to detect invisible buddies of yahoo.
http://www.yahootracer.com
http://detectinvisible.com
http://www.imvisible.info
http://www.ydetector.com
http://www.invisible-scanner.com
http://www.invisible.ir
http://www.statusdetect.com
http://www.yahdetector.com/invisible-scanner.html

Moniter Turn Off Shortcut

Why Press Button To Turn Off Your Moniter? Create Moniter Turn Off Shortcut Button right at your desktop to do the task. On Mouse Move or pressing any key (any key means any one of buttons at your keyboard) monitor will be back to life. You have to just follow the instructions.

1. Download Mointeroff.rar at your desktop and extract MonOff.exe from that at desktop.
2. Cut MonOff.exe and past it in C:WINDOWS in the windows folder of C drive of your computer.
3. Return at desktop. Right Click -> New -> Shortcut
4. At the text box where it asks type the location of the item write C:WINDOWSMonOff.exe or browse that file in C->windows and Click next.
5. Name the shortcut something like Turn Off Moniter and click finish.
6. You are done.
7. Now you can change the icon of this button by Right Click shortcut -> Properties -> Change Icon. Select icon and click OK.