Facebook calls up Orkut, again!

	Hey there buddy!
	Namaste, Namaskaram, Vanacumm…uhhh Mmmm…
	OK! OK! I get it!
	Ah! Just lost in translation!
	Yeah whatever! So how are things going dude?
	Pretty cool! Hey you know we got some cool themes!
	Those make you look like a cheap hooker dude. Really!
	What do you know about good looks?! Huh!
	Actually I just had a cosmetic surgery.
	You look like shit now!
	No. I’ve become more accessible and easy to use!
	Crap! I still get stuck while navigating…
	That’s mainly due to IQ problems.
	What? What is that?
	Forget it. So how are the apps coming along?
	Really cool! We have better apps than you do!
	Is that so? I’ve heard you got some miserable apps there.
	Where? Ah! Well they do get a bit buggy at times…
	You got problems mate! So hows India getting along?
	Too hot…too damn hot here man!
	Grab a drink mate. I gotta get back to work now!
	Yeah….I should also get back to work. Oh wait…
	Damn! Hey dude…you still there? My server just crashed…again…we could chat for a while…my Indiangineers are trying to work it out……dude?